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ChangsunWujifinish,ChengplaceMohurriedafaceofpanicbowedhishead.
长孙无忌说完，程处默赶忙一脸惊恐的低下头。

ChengplaceMointheheartisaburstofjoy.
程处默的心中却是一阵窃喜。

IfLiEragainheardthevoiceoftheprocessofMo,willsurelyscoldasmallsly!
若是李二再次闻听到程处默的心声，定然会大骂一句小奸巨猾！

Hahaha!
哈哈哈哈！

Theoldmanisfinallygettingupset!
这老匹夫终于不淡定了！

Ithastobeexciting.Ithastobeexciting.
就是得刺激呀，不刺激不行呀。

Littlegrandpaisstimulatingstimulation,thisZhangsunWujithisoldman,howmuchisalittlestingy!
小爷在刺激刺激，这长孙无忌这老匹夫，多少是有点抠门呀！

"Well,well..."
“哎呀呀……”

"Forgiveme,PrimeMinister!"
“丞相大人恕罪！”

"ThelowerofficialmadeaslipofthetongueandforgotthatthePrimeministeristhesecondrankingofficer!"
“下官一时口误，忘记了宰相大人是这榜二！”

"Theofficershouldbedamned.Theofficerisnegligent!"
“下官该死下官疏忽了！”

"Butthegapbetweenthefirstandthesecondlistisreallytoobig,sothelowerofficialforgotitforawhile,soheonlyrememberedthefirstlist,DukeHuo,andforgotthesecondlistofPrimeMinisteryou!"
“只是这榜一跟榜二的差距实在是太大了，所以下官才一时忘记了，故而只记得了这榜一霍国公，而忘记丞相您这榜二！”

"Subordinatesbetthatwhentheyseethislist,everyonewillonlyrememberthislistone,andthelisttwowillonlybelaughedat,afterall,thereistoomuchdifference!"
“下官敢打赌，看到这榜单，所有人都只会记住这榜一，榜二只会被人耻笑呀，这毕竟相差的太多了！”

"EvenifYourMajestysawit,Iamafraidhewouldthinkso,andwouldonlypraisethegreatjusticeofDukeHuo!"
“就是陛下看了，恐怕也会如此想，只会赞扬霍国公之大义！”

"AndyourMajesty,ifyoulookatthesecondlist,youwillsuddenlydropfromthis1,500tothis200!"
“而陛下若再看榜二，一下从这一千五百担掉到了这两百担！”

"WhatdoyouthinkYourMajestywouldthink..."
“您说陛下会如何去想……”

"Andwhatdoallthepeoplesoftheworldthink..."
“这天下万民又如何去想……”

ChengplaceMowanttospeakandstop,ZhangsunWujilistentolistentothebrowtwistedintoaknot.
程处默欲言又止，长孙无忌听着听着眉头便扭成了一个结。

Whiffof
嘶……

Whatthisjourneysays...
这程处默说的……

That'snotunreasonable!
不无道理呀！

Tallyho!
呔！

Sothat'sit!
原来是这样！

IfinallyknowwhytheDukeofHuodonatedsomuchfood!
本相终于知道这霍国公为什么捐粮如此之多了！

Mustbetogetontopofhimself!
一定是为了要踩自己上位！

Hedonated1,500carloadsofgrain,andasChengChomusaid,YourMajestywillsurelybemovedbyhisgreatcause!
他捐了一千五百担粮，正如程处默所说，陛下定然会为其大义所感动！

Idon'tknowifIwillreallyreusehiminthefuture!
说不准今后还真的会重用他！

Andunderit,heonlydonatedtwohundredcargosoffood!
而自己在其之下，只捐粮两百担！

WhatwouldyourMajestythinkofyourselfaschancellor,headofalltheofficials?
自己又身为宰相，百官之首，陛下又会怎么想？

DoesYourMajestythinkthatasachancellorandtheheadofallofficials,hehasnotbeenloyaltotheTangDynasty?
陛下会不会想，自己身为宰相，百官之首，竟然还没这霍国公对大唐忠心尽瘁！

YourMajestyhasneverbeenagenerousman!
陛下可从来都不是大度之人呀！

This***kingChessau!
这该死的柴绍！

Whatawickedstrategy!
好歹毒的计策！

Fortunately,todaythisprocessMotookthelisttoremindmyself,otherwiseIamafraidIwilleatonsuchadumbloss!
幸亏今日这程处默拿着榜单来提醒自己，否则自己恐怕就要吃上这么一个哑巴亏了！

Oomph!
哼！

ChaiShao,yourwishfulthinkingisverygood,withonly1,500carloadsofgrain,youwanttostepontherealsituation!
柴绍，你的如意算盘倒是打得好呀，仅用一千五百担粮，就想踩着本相上位！

Whatafool'sdream!
简直痴人说梦！

"Hum!
“哼！”

"ChengChuMo,theprimeministerastheDatangprimeminister!"
“程处默，本相身为大唐宰相！”

"TheDukeofDatanginasmallareaofChaishaodonatedfifteenhundredkilogramsofgrainformyDatang!"
“柴绍一区区大唐国公都为我大唐捐粮一千五百担！”

"Theessenceoftheheartisashamed,so,theessenceofthedonationofgrainonethousandeighthundred!"
“本相心中有愧呀，这样吧，本相再捐粮一千八担担！

Plusthefirst200cals!
加上之前的两百担！

Adduptwothousandcattlestothereality!"
给本相合计两千担！”

"QuicklyremovethenameofChessaufromthetop!"
“速速将那柴绍之名从榜首划去!”

"Writethenameoftheoriginalphase,andthenwritetheoriginalphasetodonatetwothousandcargosoffood!"
“写上本相的名字，而后在写上本相捐粮两千担！”

ChangsunMojifinish,ChengMosuddenlyafaceofexcitement!
长孙无忌说完，程处默顿时一脸激动之色！

Thislookofexcitementisnotfake,butreallyexcited!
这一脸激动之色可不是装的，而是真的激动呀！

ChengMoalsodidnotthink,thislongSunWujishouldbesobold!
程处默也没有想到，这长孙无忌竟然这么豪横！

Twothousandcarloadsofgraindonatedwithoutevenblinkinganeyebrow!
两千担粮连眉头都不眨一下捐了出去！

Youknow,twothousandcarloadsofgrain,intoday'sDatang,iftheunitisconvertedintoJin!
要知道，两千担粮，在如今的大唐，如果单位换算成斤的话！

Thistwothousandcarloadsofgrainistwohundredthousandkilogramsofgrain!
这两千担粮可就是二十万斤粮呀！

Twohundredthousand!
二十万呀！

TheseTangnoblesandmagnates,simplybeyondtheirimagination!
这些大唐的权贵豪门，简直豪的超出了自己的想象！

"Yes,Sir!
“遵命！

Iobeyyourorders!"
下官遵命！”

"TheofficialwillnowcrossoutthenameofthisDukeHuo!"
“下官这就将这霍国公的名字划去！”

"ThelowerofficialwillcertainlyputthePrimeMinister'snameonthetopofthelist,thePrimeMinisterismyTangrealhumerusminister!"
“下官定然将相国大人之名置于榜首，相国大人，才是我大唐真正的肱骨之臣呀！”

"Onbehalfofallthepeopleintheworld,thankYourExcellencythePrimeMinister!"
“下官替天下万民，谢过丞相大人！”

ChengplaceMosaid,directlyalargestroke,willbeCheshao'snameoff.
程处默说完，直接大笔一划，就将柴绍的名字勾走了。

ThenZhangsunWujifourbigwordsappearedinthetopofthelist,behindthetwothousandloadsofgrainistoletpeoplebreathethick!
而后长孙无忌四个大大的字出现在了榜首，后面两千担粮更是让人呼吸浓重！

AtleastnowChengChuMoisfeelingsomeheavybreathing!
至少现在程处默便是感觉自己呼吸有些沉重！

Hahahaha!
哈哈哈哈哈！

YourMajestygavehimselffivedaystocollectfood,andnowit'sonlythefirstday,andhe'salreadycollectedmorethan3,500catloads!
陛下让自己五天之内筹粮完毕，如今才第一天，自己便筹粮三千五百多担！

Andthat'sjustthefooddonatedbytwosovereigns!
这还仅仅是俩个国公所捐之粮！

Therealbigfamilies,thebigfamiliesheadedbythefivefamilynamessevenHopes,havenotyetgonetoslaughterthemselves!
那真正的大户们，以五姓七望为首的世家大族们，自己还没有去宰呢！

ItseemsthatthetaskgivenbyHisMajestycanbefulfilledwithoutanyproblems.
看来陛下交代的任务，自己妥妥能完成了。

Idon'thavetoraiseeighthundredroyalhorsesforLiEr!
总算不用去给李二养那八百匹御马了！

"Hum!
“哼！”

"ChengChoumo,onceyouhavemetyourMajesty,youwillknowwhattosay,andyouwillteachyoudifferentaspects!"
“程处默，一会见了陛下，知道该怎么说吧，不同本相教你了吧！”

ChangsunWujisuddenlycoldhumsaid,ChengMosuddenlynodded.
长孙无忌突然冷哼一声说道，程处默顿时点了点头。

"Don'tworry,Chancellor!"
“宰相大人放心！”

"Lowerofficialsnaturallyknowwhattosayandwhatnottosay!"
“下官自然知道什么该说，什么不该说！”

"TheprimeministerismyrealhumerusministerintheTangDynasty,therestofthem,thelowerofficialwillcertainlynotmentionaword!"
“宰相大人才是我大唐真正的肱骨之臣，其余之人，下官定然只字不提！”

HearChengMo'swords,grandchildMojiimmediatelynoddedwithsatisfaction.
听到程处默的话，长孙无忌顿时满意的点了点头。

"Hehe..."
“呵呵……”

"Icanteachyou!"
“孺子可教也！”

ChangsunWujitotheprocessofmokuato,thenshakehisheadruefulsmile.
长孙无忌对着程处默夸到，随后摇头苦笑。

Aaargh...
唉……

NowonderthisChengplaceMoatayoungagecanbeappointedbyYourMajestypersonallyasaservantfromthefourpartsofthehousehold!
怪不得这程处默年纪轻轻便能被陛下亲自任命为从四品的户部侍郎！

IfhiseldestsonSunChonghasthissongeneralwisdom,thenwhynotworryintothesixdepartmentthreedivision!
若是自己的长子长孙冲有此子一般聪慧，那何愁进不了六部三司！

"Thedecreecomes!"
“圣旨到！”

WhenChangsunMojifeeling,ChengplaceMowanthowtogetaway.
就在长孙无忌感慨之时，程处默想该怎么脱身之时。

Suddenlyadecreecame!
突然一道圣旨而来！

ZhangsunnoJiwiththeprocessofmoarealeng,thentwopeoplequicklykneeltoacceptthepurpose.
长孙无忌跟程处默均是一愣，随后二人赶忙跪地接旨。

'YourMajesty'sword!
“陛下口谕！”

"XuanchengMooimmediatelyintothepalacetoseeyou,mustnotbewrong!"
“宣程处默即刻进宫见驾，不得有误！”

"Here!"
“钦此！”

Aftertheeunuchsaidthat,ChangSunWujiwasstunned,andthisimperialdecreeofhisownfamilywasdeclaredtoChengChuMo!
宦官说完，长孙无忌一愣，这来自己府上的圣旨竟然是宣给程处默的！

AndChengplaceMoismoremengforce,LiErandwanttodowhat?
而程处默则更加懵逼，李二又想干啥？

LaoZithisbusyaftertoraisefoodforhim,nothingandfindthemselvestodo?
老子这忙前忙后给他筹粮，没事又找自己干啥？

ThenChengMowithgrandchildnojiShanegotup.
随后程处默跟长孙无忌谢恩起身。

"YourPrimeMinister!"
“丞相大人！”

"Thatlowerofficialadvancedtothepalacetofacetheholy!"
“那下官先进宫面圣！”

'Farewell!
“告辞！”

ChengChuMosaid,hewantedtoleavewiththeeunuch.
程处默说完，就欲跟宦官一同离去。

EldestSunWujicoughedsoftly.
长孙无忌却轻咳了俩声。

"Ahem..."
“咳咳……”

"Go,go,go!
“去吧去吧！”

ChengplaceMoinstantunderstanding,gaveZhangsunWujialookIunderstand.
程处默瞬间意会，给了长孙无忌一个我懂了的眼神。

Thenfollowtheeunuch,intheeldestsunWujialookIseeyouleft.
而后跟着宦官，在长孙无忌一副我看好你的表情下离去。

Andontheotherside,insidethehouseoftheDukeofLu.
而另一边，卢国公府内。

Insidethehall,chengbitegoldbigbanquet.
内堂之中，程咬金大摆酒宴。

AbovethetablewereQinQiong,YuchiGong,PeiZhen,andNiuJinda,whohadjustarrived.
酒桌之上，是秦琼，尉迟恭，裴寂，还有刚刚赶来的牛进达。

"Oldcow,whyisitsoslowthistime?"
“老牛，怎么这次来得这么慢！”

"Thisdishiscold,theelderbrotherstowaitforyou,butwedidnotmoveachopstickah!"
“这菜都凉了，老哥几个为了等你，我们可是一筷子都没动啊！”

"You'llbefinedthreecups!"
“你这得自罚三杯！”

ChengbitegoldlookedatNiuJinda,pullinghisbigvoiceshouted.
程咬金看着牛进达，扯着自己的大嗓门喊道。

QinQiongandothersimmediatelynoddedagainandagain,YuchiGongdirectlygotupandpouredthreecupsofwinetoNiuJinda!
秦琼等人顿时连连点头，尉迟恭直接起身，给牛进达倒满了三杯酒！

AndNiuJindawipedthesweatfromhisforeheadandlookedatthefishthathadseparatedheadandtailonthewinetable.
而牛进达擦了擦自己额头的汗，看着酒桌上已经头尾分离的鱼。

Andaplateofroastchickenwithnoleg,andabowlofmeatballsthatapparentlyhadachunkofitrippedoff!
还有一盘没了鸡腿的烧鸡，跟一碗明显被钳走一大块的丸子！

Huh??
嗯？？？

Whatthehelldidyoudo?
这尼玛叫一筷子没动？

Afterdecadesofupsanddowns,NiuJindaknowshisoldbrotherstoowell.
几十年的风风雨雨，牛进达太了解自己这帮老弟兄们了。

Thisisapartnershiptocheatthemselvestodrinkalcohol!
这是合伙骗自己喝罚酒呀！

Ifithadbeeninthepast,NiuJindawouldhavestartedtoswear!
若是换做以往，牛进达早就开始骂娘了！

Butatthismoment,NiuJindalookedatthewinetableYuchiGongjustpouredthreecupsofwine,suddenlyhiseyesredup.
可是此刻，牛进达看着酒桌上尉迟恭刚倒好的三杯酒，突然眼眶子红了起来。

Withoutsayingaword,taketheglassdirectly,threecupsofwinedrinkup!
二话不说，直接端起酒杯，三杯酒连饮而尽！

DirectlytochengbitegoldQinqiongafewpeopletoseeMengforced!
直接就给程咬金秦琼几人给看懵逼了！

Afewpeoplelookateachother,thehearthavedoubts.
几人对视一眼，心中纷纷疑惑。

What'supwiththeoldcowtoday?
这老牛今日是咋了？

Toomuchtodrink?
喝多了来的？

Whydidn'tyouchokeyourselftoday?
怎么今日没有呛自己？

Whydoesthisdrinktastesogood?
这酒怎么还喝的这么痛快？

Didthewomaninthehouseputadrinkbanonher?
难道被家里的婆娘下了限酒令不成？


Whenafewpeoplewerewondering,NiuJindaopenedhismouth.
就在几人疑惑之时，牛进达开口了。

"Idrankthiswinetoday!"
“今日这酒俺老牛喝了！”

"OldCheng!
“老程！

Idrinkthiswineisnotapenalty!"
俺喝这酒可不是罚酒！”

"Idrinkthiswine,it'sShanewine!"
“俺喝这酒，是谢恩酒!”

NiuJindaredeyesaid,chengbitegoldsuddenlymengforcedinplace.
牛进达红着眼眶子说到，程咬金顿时懵逼在了原地。

QinQiongandothersfacequestions.
秦琼等人满脸疑问。

Shanewine?
谢恩酒？

Whatisit?
什么恩？

Sincewhendoesthisguyowethishobafavor?
这老牛什么时候欠这程滚刀的人情了？

Whiffof
嘶……

IsoldChengcheatingoldoxbehindhisbackagain?
难道是老程又在背地里坑老牛了？

Chengbitegoldmoremengforce,helistenedtothewordsofNiuJinda,thought,alsodidnotcomeupwithareason.
程咬金更加懵逼，他听着牛进达的话，思前想后，也没想出个所以然。

Huh?
嗯？

What,tenyearsago?
难道是说十几年前的事？

Tenyearsago,hisownriskinthehandsofthebackerkingYangLinwillsavehimback?
十几年前，自己孤身犯险在靠山王杨林手里将他救回来的事？

"Isaidoldcow!"
“我说老牛！”

"It'stoofartomentionsomethingthathappenedtenyearsago!"
“你这提十几年前的事就远了啊！”

"Thepenaltyisthepenalty!"
“这罚酒就是罚酒！”

"Thatdoesn'tcount,no,no,threemore!"
“那可不算，不行不行，得再罚三杯！”

Chengbitegoldquicklysaid,NiuJindasmellspeech,directlyseizedaYuchigongwillpourwinejar!
程咬金赶忙说到，牛进达闻言，直接一把夺过了尉迟恭就要倒酒的酒坛子！

Andthenawholejarofwineintohismouth!
而后一整坛子酒可是往自己嘴里倒！

'Alas!
“哎呀！”

"Whatathrill!"
“这是受啥刺激了！”

"ThisisYourMajesty'shiddenwine!"
“这可是陛下御赐的藏酒呀！”

"Letyoudrinkthreecups,howthe***kyoustillstinkandshamelesstoblowonthejar!"
“让你喝三杯，你特么怎么还臭不要脸的对坛子吹了呢！”

"Putitdown!
“给老子放下！

Putitdown!
放下！

Ihaven'thadasipyet!"
老子还没喝一口呢！”

Seethisscene,Chengbitegoldsuddenlyurgenteyes!
看到这一幕，程咬金顿时急眼了！

WhenYuchiGongheardthatthiswinewasgiventoChengBiteJinbyhisMajesty,hewasalsoanxious.
一旁的尉迟恭听到这酒是陛下御赐给程咬金的，顿时也急眼了。

"Hey!
“哎！

Oldcow!"
老牛！”

"Yousavemeabite,thissonofabitchisusuallynotsogenerous,withimperialwinetoserveus!"
“你给我留一口，这王八蛋平时可没这么大方的时候，拿御酒来招待我们！”

YuchiGongsaidthat,NiuJindawilldirectlythrowthewinejartotheside!
尉迟恭说完，牛进达直接将酒坛子往旁边一摔！

Baaaah!
咣叽！

Acrackle!
一声脆响！

Chengbitegoldsuddenlyfaceangryparalysissatinachair.
程咬金顿时满脸恼怒的瘫坐在了椅子上。

YourMajesty'sgiftofwine!
陛下御赐的藏酒呀！

Ididn'tevendrinkit,andyoumadeit!
老子一口没喝，你就这么给造了！

"Haha!
“哈哈!”

"Happy!
“痛快！

Havefun!"
痛快呀！”

"OldCheng!
“老程！

Myoldcowthisjarofwineisathank-youwine,justthreecupsisafinewine!!"
俺老牛这坛子酒算是谢恩酒，刚才三杯算是罚酒！！！”

"Ioweyoualotofthanks!"
“俺老牛得好好谢谢你呀！”

"Yoursilencehasallowedmyboytowalkagain!"
“你家处默让俺家那小子能重新下地走路了！”

"Myoldcowjustdidn'thaveadaughter!"
“俺老牛就是没生个女儿！”

"Ifmyoldcowwantstohaveadaughter,Iwilllethermarryforhiswife."
“俺老牛若是要有个女儿，定让让嫁给处默为妻谢恩！”

NiuJindaeyesredfinish,chengbitegoldsuddenlyfrozeinplace,QinQiongafewpeopleisafaceofshockcolor.
牛进达眼眶子通红的说完，程咬金顿时愣在原地，秦琼几人则是一脸的震惊之色。

"Oldcow!
“老牛！”

"Whatdidyousay?
“你说啥？

Yourboy'slegwashealedbyZomu?"
你家小子的腿被处默给治好了？”

QinQiongafaceofshockasked,NiuJindaredeyeshardnodded.
秦琼一脸震惊的问到，牛进达红着眼用力点了点头。

"It'snotcompletelycured,butit'sgettingtheresoon!"
“还不算完全治好，但是处默说也快了！”

ThenNiuJindawillslowlysaidtoafewpeopletolistento,chengbitegoldafterlistening,immediatelyheavyaclaponthetable.
而后牛进达将事情的经过慢慢说给了几人听，程咬金听完后，当即重重的一拍桌子。

Paaaah!
啪！

"Theboy!
“这臭小子！”

"Oldcow,myoldChengisthefirsttomakeamendsforthisboy!"
“老牛呀，俺老程先替这臭小子向你赔罪！”

"Whatmedicalskillsdoesthisboyhave?"
“这臭小子哪里会什么医术呀！”

"Ican'tbelievethat!
“这可不能信呀！”

Chengbitegoldfinish,NiuJindasuddenlyquit.
程咬金说完，牛进达顿时不干了。

"OldCheng!
“老程！”

'That'syourfault!
“这就是你的不对了！”

"Mychildcannowstandupandwalkwithoutcrutches!"
“我家孩子现在都能不用拐杖站起来行走了！”

"IbelievethatChuMohastheability!"
“我相信处默有这个本事！”

NiuJindafinish,chengbitegoldsuddenlybigheadache.
牛进达说完，程咬金顿时大感头痛。

AndthesideofQinQiongafewpeoplearealsoafaceofsurprise.
而一旁的秦琼几人也是一脸惊疑之色。

PeiZhenopenedhismouthslowly,"IsaidoldCheng,yourplaceMointheendbecauseofwhatyourMajestyfancy,directlypromotedtothefourpartsofthehouseholdservant!"
裴寂慢悠悠的开口了，“我说老程，你家处默到底因为啥被陛下看中，直接升官到从四品的户部侍郎！”

"Withtheelderbrother,youdon'thideit!"
“跟老哥几个个，你可别藏着掖着了！”

Chengbitegoldsuddenlyaleng,thisthinghedidntunderstandit.
程咬金顿时一愣，这事情他自己都没整明白呢。

HowdoesYourMajestyvaluethebeautyofhisownhome?
陛下如何看中了自己家的处默？

Youaskme!Iaskwho?!
你特么问老子，老子问谁去！

Whilethemenwerearguing,thebutlercamequickly.
就在几人争执不休时，管家快步走来。

"Hislordship!
“老爷！”

"TwodoctorsfromtheImperialAcademywanttoseeyou!"
“翰林院俩位博士求见！”

"OnesaidHeLiang,theotherZhouTong!"
“一个说是叫何良，一个叫周同！”

"They...
“他们……

Theysaidtheyweregoingtovisittheyoungmaster!"
他们说是要登门拜访少爷！”

Hearthebutler'swords,chengbitegoldsuddenlycannotsit,tengstoodupfromtheseat.
听到管家的话，程咬金顿时坐不住了，腾一下从座位上站了起来。

"Tie!
“呔！”

"Whataretheseoldbastardsdoinghere?
“这俩个老王八蛋来干啥？

"
！”

"Atthelastmeeting,thesetwooldbastardspointedatmynoseandscoldedme,andnowI'mangry!"
“上次朝会上，这俩个老王八蛋指着老子鼻子骂，现在想想老子都来气！”

"Lettheseoldbastardsgo,andtellthemIdon'thavetimeforthem!"
“让这俩个老王八蛋滚，就说老子没空搭理他们！

Myplacehasnotimeforthem!"
我家处默更没空搭理他们！”

Chengbitegoldfinish,QinQiongafewpeoplefaceisalsoturningcold,andthebutlerisafaceofdifficultcolor.
程咬金说完，秦琼几人面色也是纷纷转冷，而管家则一脸为难之色。

Militarygeneralsandcivilofficialshaveneverbeenatoddswitheachother,andseveralofthemhavequarreledwiththisHeLiangzhou.
武将跟文官向来不合，他们几人也均跟这何良周同二人有过口角。

"Mydearbrother!
“贤弟！”

"ThisHeLiangandZhouTongareprince'sjuniorteachers!
“这何良跟周同乃太子少师！

Iamafraidthatthegreatscholarsinthecourtwillfallintoquarrelswiththesecivilofficialsagain,soitisnottoolatetomeetandseewhatisdrivingpeopleaway!"
朝中大儒，如此恐怕又要落这些文官口角，还是见一见吧，看看有何事在赶人也不迟！”

QinQiongsaidwithafrown,andPeiZhenonthesidealsonodded.
秦琼皱着眉头说到，一旁的裴寂也点了点头。

'Allright!
“好吧！”

"ListentoBrotherQin!"
“听秦二哥的！”

"Letthosetwooldbastardscomehere!"
“让那俩个老王八蛋过来吧！”

Afterthebutlerledtheorder,amomentlater,HeLiangfollowedZhouTongbehindthebutlerandwasbroughthere.
管家领命而后，片刻后，何良跟周同跟在管家身后，被带到了此处。

Twopeopleseechengbitegoldafteralookateachother,andthenhaveabite!
俩人一见到程咬金后对视一眼，而后纷纷一咬牙！

Plop!
扑通一声！

TwopeopleeventochengbitegoldQiQidowntotheground!
二人竟然对着程咬金齐齐跪倒在地！

FLLLLRRRRP!
噗呲！

ZhouwiththiskneelingwithHeLiang,suddenlyletchengbitegoldjustdrinkintothemouthofthewinespout!
周同跟何良的这一跪，顿时让程咬金刚喝进嘴里的酒水一口喷出！

Baaaah!
吧嗒！

YuchiGonglosthischopsticksandfelldirectlytotheground.
尉迟恭手中的筷子没拿稳，直接掉落到了地上。

EvenQinQiong,whohasalwaysbeencalm,nowhismouthisopenlikeaduckegg.
就连一向淡定的秦琼，此刻嘴巴也张的像个鸭蛋一样。

PeiZhenandNiuJindatwopeopleisapairofseeaghostexpression.
裴寂跟牛进达二人更是一副见了鬼的表情。

Therewasasuddensilenceinthehall.Youcouldheartheneedles!
内堂中顿时鸦雀无声，落针可闻！

"This..."
“这……”

"Secondbrother..."
“二哥……”

"Youpinchme,Iamnotblind,howthesetwosourscholarstomyoldChengkneltdown!"
“你掐我一下，我是不是花眼了，这俩个酸儒怎么给俺老程跪下了！”

Afteralongtime,chengbitegoldonlyafacemengforcedtoopen.
良久后，程咬金才一脸懵逼的开口。

"Mydearbrother!"
“贤弟呀！”

"You...
“你……

Asifblind...
好像没花眼……

"
！”

QinQiongsaid,chengbitegoldsuddenlyswallowedaspit,heunexpectedlyinexplicableheartbegantospeedup.
秦琼说完，程咬金顿时咽了一口唾沫，他竟然莫名的心跳开始加快了起来。

Theseoldguys,theykneelateveryword?
这俩个老东西，一言不合就下跪？

Whatabouttheintegrityofthescholar?
读书人的气节呢？

Whatthehellisgoingonhere?!
这尼玛到底是咋了！

Finally,ZhouTongandHeLianglookedateachother,andthenHeLianggrittedhisteeth.
终于，周同跟何良对视一眼，而后何良咬牙开口了。

"DukeofLu!"
“卢国公！”

"OldhusbandandoldZhouwillbeslavesinyourDukeLu'smansionfromtodayon!"
“老夫跟周老从今天开始，便在你卢国公府为奴了！”

"ButthetwoofusareonlyslavestoyourPrinceChengChu!"
“但是我二人只给令公子程处默为奴！

Fromnowon,youcanbeatorscoldmeatwill!"
今后要打要骂，悉听尊便！”

HeLiangsaid,chengbitegoldalmostdidnotsitdownfromthechairfelldown.
何良说完，程咬金差点没坐稳从椅子上摔下去。

Whatthehell!
啥玩意！

Forslavery??
为奴？？？

ToChengplaceMoforslave!!!
给程处默为奴！！！

ThesearetwodoctorsfromtheImperialAcademy!
这尼玛可是两位翰林院博士！

Princelittleteacher,theTangDynastyfamousscholarah!
太子少师，大唐久负盛名的大儒呀！

Whatdidyoursondo?!
自己儿子究竟做了什么！

QinQiongafewpeoplearealsoshockedcolor,afewpeoplelookateachother,havemoredoubts!
秦琼几人也是满面震惊之色，几人对视一眼，纷纷疑惑更甚！

Whatdidthesonofthishob,Chomo,do?
这程滚刀的儿子处默究竟干了什么？

HowcanyouletthesetwodoctorsoftheImperialAcademywillinglycometotheHouseoftheDukeofLuasslaves?!
怎么就让这翰林院的俩位博士心甘情愿的来卢国公府为奴了！

"DukeofLu!"
“卢国公！”

"Pleasealsotellmewhereyourprince'sresidenceis,andwewillgoandwaitforyourprince'sreturn!"
“还请告知令公子府邸所在，我二人前往等令公子归来！”

Zhouwithclenchedteethagain,chengbitegoldfinallywokeupfromtheshock.
周同再次咬牙开口，程咬金终于从震惊中惊醒。

'Ah!
“啊！”

"That..."
“那个……”

"Stayhere,housekeeper!
“处默住在，管家！

TakethetwogentlemenandwaitinsideChommer'shouse!"
快带俩位先生先去处默府邸内等候！”

Chengbitegoldimmediatelycommandedthehousekeeper,letittakeweekswithHeLiang.
程咬金顿时吩咐管家，让其将周同跟何良带走。

ChengplaceMoastheeldestsonofLuGuogongMansion!
程处默身为卢国公府的长子！

InthispalaceoftheDukeofLu,thereisnaturallyaseparatecourtyard.
在这卢国公府，自然也是有单独的院落。

Thebutlerleftwithtwopeople,leavingstillafaceofshockchengbitegoldwithQinQiongweiChiGongseveralpeople.
管家带着二人离去，留下仍旧一脸震惊的程咬金跟秦琼尉迟恭几人。

"Bitethegold!
“咬金！”

"Whathaveyoudonewithyoursilence?"
“你家处默到底干了什么！”


Twopeoplego,QinQiongsuddenlyafaceofshocktochengbitegoldasked.
二人走后，秦琼顿时一脸震惊的向程咬金问到。

ChengbitegoldafaceofmengforcedtolookatQinQiong,theheartoftenthousandgrassmudhorsegallop.
程咬金一脸懵逼的看着秦琼，心中一万头草泥马狂奔而过。

Youaskme?
你问我？

WhoshallIask?
我问谁去呀！

Iwonder!
老子还纳闷呢！

Justthencameaheartylaugh.
就在此时，一阵爽朗的大笑传来。

Aheavysetmancamecasuallywithabottleofwineinhishand.
一个身材魁岸的人，手中提着一瓶酒信步而来。

"Hahahahahaha!"
“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！”

"Someoldfriends,manydaysnosee!"
“几位老友，多日不见！”

Allimmediatelylookedat,afterseeingpeople,allfacessuddenlywonderful.
众人顿时齐齐望去，见到来人后，众人脸色顿时精彩了。

Quicklygetuptogethertogreet.
赶忙一同起身相迎。

BecausethecomerisnoneotherthantheTangarmyGod,LiJing!
因为来者不是别人，正是大唐军神，李靖！

"TheDuke!"
“卫国公！”

"Whatbringsyouhere?"
“什么风把你给吹来了！”

"Icanhardlyinviteyoutocarryeightbigsedanchairshere,howcanIhavetimetocometotheDukeofLu'smansiontoday?"
“我老程这里八抬大轿都难请你呀，今天怎么有空来我卢国公府了！”

Chengbitegoldafaceofsurpriseasked,therestofthepeopleareso.
程咬金一脸惊奇的问到，其余人也是如此。

ThisTangarmygod,DukeofWeiLiJing,afterdestroyingtheTurks,returnedtothecapitallikeachangedman.
这大唐军神，卫国公李靖，在灭了突厥后，回到京城中像是变了一个人一般。

Actingverysolitary!
行事孤僻的很呀！

Onweekdays,afterthedown,exceptfortheperiodofduty,almostallarenotevenastepoutofthegate!
平日里下朝后，除了当值期间，几乎都是连大门也不出一步！

Nottomentionavisittotheking'shouse.
更别提去哪个国公府做客了。

"Hahaha,theoldhusbandisheretohelpyouout!"
“哈哈哈，老夫是来给你们解惑的！”

"ChengZhijie,youhavegivenbirthtoawonderfulson!"
“程知节，你倒是生了个了不起的儿子呀！”

"ThisistheQilinsonoftheworld!"
“这处默真乃当世麒麟子呀！”

"I'lltellyouwhathappened..."
“我来告诉你们，究竟发生了什么……”

ThenLiJingwillbeintheministryofthematter,onebyonesaidtoseveralpeopletolisten.
而后李靖将在户部发生的事，一五一十的说给了几人听。

AfterLiJingsaidthat,theslightestwelcome,directlyabuttockstodothechair,theirownfeast.
李靖说完后，丝毫不客气，直接一屁股做到了椅子上，自己大快朵颐开来。

AndChengbitegoldafewpeoplearefossilizedinplace!
而程咬金几人则石化在了原地！

EspeciallyChengbitegold,themouthopen,canputadinosauregg!
尤其是程咬金，那嘴巴张的，都能放进去一个恐龙蛋了！

"Old...
“老……

Cheng!"
老程！”

"Speakquickly!"
“你快说！”

"WhendidyousecretlyhireafamousteacherforShemo!!"
“你到底什么时候偷偷给处默请了哪位名师！！！”

QinQiongsuddenlyafaceofenvyasked,onesideofYuchiGongalsoangrilyopened.
秦琼顿时一脸羡慕的问到，一旁的尉迟恭也愤愤的开口了。

"Whatadeceitfulmanyouare,tellingusalldaylongthatyoucan'tevenwriteyourownname!"
“呔，真是奸诈呀你，还整日跟我们说，你家处默到现在连自己的名字都不会写！”

"Itturnedoutthathestoletoinviteafamousteacher!"
“原来是自己偷着给处默请了名师呀！”

"Well,youoldsonofabitch,howcanItreatyoulikeabrother?"
“好你个老王八蛋，亏老子把你当成兄弟呢还！”

"Tomorrow,whateverIsay,IwillcallPaulinandBaoqi,andletthemfollowZmotobetaughttogether!"
“明天说什么老子也把宝林跟宝琪叫来，让他们跟着处默一起受教！”

YuchiGongfinished,QinQiongalsonoddedthoughtfully.
尉迟恭说完，秦琼也若有所思的点了点头。

'Yes!
“对！”

"TomorrowI'llaskHuaiyutocometoo!"
“明日里我让怀玉也来！”

"OldCheng,daretohideyourprivatelife,don'tsayeveryone'sbrothersdon'thavetodoit!"
“老程，在敢藏私，别说大家兄弟没得做！”

Chengbitegoldlistentothewordsofthepeople,suddenlyintheheartof100000headgrassmudhorsegallop!
程咬金听着众人的话，顿时心中十万头草泥马狂奔而过！

Whatamaster!
什么玩意名师！

QuanChang'an'sfamousteacherswhodaretocometotheirownLuGuogonghousetoteach!
全长安的名师有谁敢来自己的卢国公府任教！

Iwonderwherethiskidgothislearning!
老子也纳闷呢，这小子从哪来的学问！

Howcanitbeexportedallofasudden...
怎么就突然间能出口成章……

No,No,No!
不对！

It'sapoem!
是出口成诗了！

Threesongsinarow!
还一出就是三首！

Ontheotherside,insidetheImperialPalace.
另一边，皇宫议政殿内。

ChengplaceMowithfullofquestionstocome.
程处默带着满满的疑问而来。

HesecretlylookedatLieronthedragonchair,andFangxuanlingwithDuRuhuiwithasmileontheside.
他偷偷打量着龙椅上的李二，还有一旁满脸笑意的房玄龄跟杜如晦二人。

Whatthehellisgoingon?
【这尼玛什么情况！】

"Letthelittlemastercome,whydon'tyoutalk?Isyourbrainkickedbyadonkey!"
【让小爷来，你们怎么还不说话呢？是不是脑子被驴踢了！】

LiShiminonthedragonchair,onceagainheardtheheartofChengplaceMo,suddenlyaspasmofmouth.
龙椅之上的李世民，再次听见了程处默的心声，顿时嘴角一阵抽搐。

Youlittlesonofabitch!Yougotyourheadkicked!
这小王八蛋，你脑子才被驴踢了呢！

Howdareyoutalkaboutmelikethat!
竟敢这么说朕！

Oomph!
哼！

Letmenotscareyou!
看朕不吓吓你！

"Speakboldly!"
“大胆程处默！”

"Youknowsin!"
“你可知罪！”

LiErsuddenlyaangry,chengMosuddenlyheartmentionedinvoice.
李二顿时一声怒斥，程处默顿时心提到了嗓子眼。

Bowdownquickly!
赶忙将自己的身子躬下！

"Myminister...
“臣……

Idon'tknow!"
臣不知道呀！”

"Pleasetellmemore!"
“还请陛下明示！”

ChengplaceMoafaceofmengforcedtofinish.
程处默一脸懵逼的说完。

【OMG!!】
【卧槽！！！】

WhendidIcommitacrime?
【老子什么时候犯罪了！】

[IsthematterofSunWujiandDukeHuoexposed?]
【难道是小爷坑长孙无忌跟霍国公的事情暴露了？】

[Hess...Butthisisagoodthing,LiErshouldbehappy,afterall,butforhimtopiteldestgrandsonWujiandChaiShao!]
【嘶……可这是好事呀，李二应该高兴呀，毕竟小爷可是为了他才坑的长孙无忌跟柴绍呀！】

HearchengMo'svoice,LiErsuddenlyfrownapick.
听到程处默的心声，李二顿时眉头一挑。

What'sthiskiddoingnow?!
这小子又干啥了！

PitleaderSunWujiandChaiShao?
坑长孙无忌跟柴绍？

Orforme?
还是为了朕？

Whatthehell,I'llscarethekidfirst,seeifIcangetsomethingoutofhim.
管他呢，朕先吓吓这小子再说，看看能不能渣点东西出来。

"ChengChu-Mo!"
“程处默！”

"Youhavecommittedthecrimeofdeceivingtheking,andyetyoupleadnotguilty!"
“你犯了欺君之罪，还不认罪！”

ChengMosuddenlyafaceofmengforcedtolookatLitwo.
程处默顿时一脸懵逼的看向李二。

【OMG!!】
【卧槽！！!】

"Areyousick,thelittlemasterhasonlyseenyouatotalofseveraltimes,whendidyoucommitthecrimeofcheatingtheking,tryingtocheatme?DoyouthinkthelittlemasterisyourabandonedprinceLiChenggan,WeiShuyuoftheWeiZuiPaofamily?"
【你有病吧，小爷一共才见了你几次，啥时候犯了欺君之罪，想诈我？你以为小爷是你那废太子李承乾，魏嘴炮家的魏叔玉？】

'YourMajesty!
“陛下！”

"Idon'tknow!
“臣不知呀！

Please,YourMajesty!"
请陛下明示！”

LiErmouthtwitched,thisboyisverycalm!
李二嘴角一阵抽搐，这小子还挺淡定！

HowcanyouguessthatIamcheatinghim!
竟然能猜出来朕是在诈他！

Oomph!
哼！

Butinthisworld,whoeverIsayisguiltyisguilty!
不过这普天之下，朕说谁有罪，谁就有罪！

Thissonofabitchstilldarestowhisperinhisheartthattheprinceisawasteprince!
这臭小子，还敢在心里嘀咕，说太子是废太子！

Howaudacious!
真是胆大包天!

But...
不过……

Princeisworsedaybyday,butalsocolludewithHouJunsetinthenationaldisasterwhenthegrain!
太子真是一日不如一日了，还勾结侯君集在国难之时屯粮！

Butevenifmanyprincesarenot,itisnotforthisboytosay.
不过太子纵然诸多不是，也轮不到这小子来说。

Let'sjusttakecareofthissonofabitch.
先收拾这臭小子再说。

"Speakboldly!"
“大胆程处默！”

"Yousayyoucan'tread,IsentyoutwogreatdoctorsoftheImperialAcademy!"
“你说你不识字，朕给你派了翰林院俩大博士！”

"Youalmostdrovemytwogreatimperialdoctorscrazy!"
“你倒好，差点将朕的俩大翰林博士逼疯！”

"Nowthebrother-in-lawofthetwoofthemhasgonetoyourDukeLu'shousetogiveyourboyasaslave!"
“如今俩人连襟去了你卢国公府中，要给你小子为奴！”

"Doyoustilldaretosaythatyouhavenotcommittedthecrimeofcheatingtheking?"
“你还敢说没犯下欺君之罪？”

LiShiminfinish,chengMosuddenlyafacemengforce.
李世民说完，程处默顿时一脸懵逼。

'YourMajesty!
“陛下！”

"Idon'tthinkIeversaidIcouldn'tread!"
“臣好像没有说过臣不识字呀！”

WhendidIsayIdidn'tknowwordsinfrontofyou?
【我干，小爷什么时候当着你的面说自己不认识字了！】

"Thelittlemasterdidn'tsayitthatday,andyousenttwoDoctorHanlintothelittleMasterlikeaprophet!"
【小爷那天还没说出口呢，你就未卜先知似的给小爷派了俩个翰林博士来！】

"Nowyousaythatthelittlemasterdeceivingtheking?Thebrainwaskickedbythedonkey?"
【现在你说小爷欺君？脑子被驴踢了？】

HearchengMo'svoice,LiErsuddenlyaleng.
听到程处默的心声，李二顿时一愣。

Whiffof
嘶……

Itseemstobeso,butIrememberitwrong!
好像还真是这样，是朕自己记错了！

Theboyreallydidn'tsayit,heheardtheboy'svoiceinadvance,andsenthimtwobigdoctorsoftheImperialAcademy!
这小子还真没说出口，自己就提前听到了这臭小子的心声，给他派了翰林院俩大博士！

Oomph!
哼！

Thisboy,daretoscoldmeinhisheartwaskickedintheheadbyadonkey!
这臭小子，竟然敢在心里骂朕脑子被驴踢了！

Imusttakecareofyoutoday!
朕今天一定得好好收拾收拾你！

"Well,thenIwaswrong!"
“好吧，那姑且算朕记错了！”

"Iaskyou,howistheprogressofthematterofcollectingfoodandcarvingthemonument,ifthereisnoprogress,Iwillnotspareyou!"
“朕问你，筹粮刻碑一事进展如何了，若是毫无进展，朕绝不轻饶你！”

LiShiminsaidthat,thenbegantothinkintheheart,amomenthowtodealwiththisboy.
李世民说完，便开始在心里思考，一会该怎么处置这臭小子。

Raisefoodonlyoneday,LiShiminnaturallydontthinkchengMocanraisehowmuchfood.
筹粮才一天，李世民自然不认为程处默能筹到多少粮。

'YourMajesty!
“陛下！”

"Myminister...
“臣……

Incompetent!"
无能呀！”

ChengplaceMosuddenlyafacesadhatesaid.
程处默突然一脸悲恨的说道。

LiShimineyesslightly,isabouttoopenareprimand,takingadvantageofthisopportunitytolettheeunuchdrawthissmellyboyafewwhipsoutoftheair!
李世民双目微眯，正欲开口训斥，在趁着这个机会让宦官抽这臭小子几鞭子出出气！

ChengplaceMospokeagain.
程处默却再次开口了。

"YourMajesty,theministerisreallyincompetent,todayonlyonedaytocollectthreethousandkilogramsofgrain!"
“陛下，臣实在是无能呀，今日一日内，才筹粮三千担！”

"PleaseforgiveyourMajesty,IwillcertainlycollectenoughfoodforYourMajesty'sdisasterreliefwithinfivedays!"
“请陛下恕罪，臣一定在五日内，筹够陛下所需赈灾之粮！”

ChengMoslowlyfinish,LiShiminnodded.
程处默缓缓说完，李世民点了点头。

"Hum!
“哼！”

"Onlythreethousandcarloadsofgrainwereraisedinoneday,ChengChoumo,yougototheinternalaffairsthereandgetfivewhips..."
“一日内竟然才筹到三千担粮，程处默，你自己去内务那里，领五鞭……”

"Huh?"
“嗯？”

"Howmanyhundredweight?"
“多少担？”