小说叫做《大唐:被听心声后,我成了朝中重臣》是“残痕”的小说。内容精选:“好!”“我答应俩位先生,若是我输了,就去俩位先生府上,轮流为奴一个月!”“可是……”“...
男女主角分别是程处默李世民的历史军事小说《大唐:被听心声后,我成了朝中重臣(程处默李世民)全集阅读》,由网络作家残痕所著,讲述一系列精彩纷呈的故事,本站纯净无弹窗,精彩内容欢迎阅读!小说详情介绍:小说叫做《大唐:被听心声后,我成了朝中重臣》是“残痕”的小说。内容精选:“好!”“我答应俩位先生,若是我输了,就去俩位先生府上,轮流为奴一个月!”“可是……”“若是俩位先生输了呢?可敢也到我卢国公府为奴一个月?”程处默说完,嘴角的坏笑愈发浓郁“哼!”“笑话!”“我二人怎么可能会输!”“若是我二人输了,莫说为奴一个月,我二人余生便在你卢国公府为奴!”“对!周兄说的对!”“哼!黄口小儿胆大包天,今天就让老夫好好教训教训你!”周同说完,何良捏着自己的胡子愤怒的赞同到程处...
《大唐:被听心声后,我成了朝中重臣(程处默李世民)全集阅读》精彩片段
"Threethousandcattles!!"
“三千担!!!”
"Didyousayyouraisedthreethousandcarloadsofgrainaday?"
“你刚才说你一日筹到了三千担粮?”
LiShimin'svoicesuddenlyraisedtheoctave!
李世民嗓音瞬间拔高了八度!
Atfirsthethoughtitwasthirtyorfifty,suddenlybacktotaste,suddenlyafaceofshock!
刚开始他还以为是三五十担,猛然反过味来,顿时一脸惊愕!
FangxuanlingsidewithDuRuhuifaceofshockcolor!
一旁的房玄龄跟杜如晦均一脸震惊之色!
'YourMajesty!
“陛下!”
"AsChengChumosaidjustnow,itisindeedadaytoraisefood...
“刚才程处默所说,的确是一日筹粮……
Threethousandkilograms!"
三千担!”
FangXuanlingsteppedoutandsaidwithequaldismay.
房玄龄一步走出,同样惊愕的说道。
ChengplaceMosuddenlyafaceashamed,andthenevensighed.
程处默突然一脸惭愧,而后竟然还叹了口气。
"Alas..."
“唉……”
"Forgiveme,YourMajesty,butmyministerisincompetentandcanonlyraisethreethousandcarloadsofgraininoneday!"
“陛下恕罪呀,臣无能,一日间仅仅筹粮三千担!”
"Hahahaha,butalsoletthelittlemasterIgototheHousewhip?"
【哈哈哈哈哈,还要让小爷我去内务府领鞭子?】
"Thelittlemasterscaredyoutodeath,ifyouwerenotinahurrytocallthelittlemasterintothepalace,thelittleMasterwouldatleasthavetoturnoverthefoodtoday!"
【小爷吓死你,要不是你急着叫小爷进宫,小爷今日筹粮最起码还得翻上一翻!】
HeartheLiShiminofthesilenceoftheheartofthecheng,thefrownwentupatonce.
听到程处默心声的李世民,眉头瞬间往上一挑。
Huh??
嗯???
Whatthe***kisthiskidtalkingabout?!
这臭小子说什么!
IfIdonotsummonhimtoday,howcanhecollect6,000catamsofgraininoneday?
朕今日若是不传唤他,他一日间竟然能筹粮六千担?
AccordingtotheMinistryofstatistics,disasterrelieffoodneedsatleast10,000Dan!
根据户部的统计,赈灾之粮至少需要一万担!
Doesn'tthatmeantheboyhasdonehalfofwhatIthoughtwasanimpossibletaskinoneday?
那不是说,这小子一日就把这朕本来认为不可能完成的任务给完成了一半!
Howthe***kdidthiskiddoit?!
这臭小子是怎么做到的!
Itreallygavemeafright!
还真是把朕吓了一跳!
"ChengChu-Mo!"
“程处默!”
"Letmeaskyouagain,didyoureallypreparethreethousandcarloadsofgrain?"
“朕再问你一遍,你当真筹备到了三千担粮?”
ChengplaceMoagainseriouslynodded.
程处默再次认真的点了点头。
LiShiminwithFangxuanlingDuasdarktwopeoplelookateachother,haveseenfromeachother'seyesthickshockcolor.
李世民跟房玄龄杜如晦二人对视一眼,纷纷从对方眼中看出了浓浓的震惊之色。
'Iaskyou!
“朕问你!”
"Youhavebeentoalltheprinces'housesinoneday?"
“你可是一日间跑遍了所有公候王府?”
"Thesethreethousandcarloadsofgrain,butIDatangChang'anallthefamilyofthegrain?"
“这三千担粮,可是朕大唐长安所有臣子世家之粮?”
LiEraskedwitharaisedbrow.
李二挑着眉头问道。
ChengModirectlyshookhishead,andthenstretchedouttwofingerstoLiShimin.
程处默直接摇了摇头,而后对着李世民伸出了俩跟手指。
LiShiminlookedatthetwofingersstretchedoutbyMoCheng,instantinplacemengforce.
李世民看着程处默伸出的俩根手指,瞬间原地懵逼。
FangxuanlingwithDuobscureisfacequestion.
房玄龄跟杜如晦更是满脸疑问。
'YourMajesty!
“陛下!”
"Theministeronlyranawayfromthetwoduke'shouse,andthethreethousandcarloadsofgrainwereonlydonatedbythetwoDuke!"
“臣只跑了俩位国公府,这三千担粮只出自俩位国公捐赠!”
ChengMofinish,LiShiminsuddenlylengonthedragonchair.
程处默说完,李世民顿时愣在龙椅之上。
FangxuanlingsidewithDuRuhuiQiinhaledabreathofair.
一旁的房玄龄跟杜如晦齐齐倒吸了一口冷气。
Baaaah!
砰!
Allofasudden,LiShiminwasfuriousandclappedheavilyonthedragoncase!
突然间,李世民暴怒,一掌重重拍在了龙案之上!
"Tellme!"
“给朕说!”
"Whatarethetwoworriedaboutthecountryandthepeopleofthestate,actuallyhavesuchalargepen,inthisdisasteryear,canalsowavetodonatemorethanathousandcarloadsofgrain!"
“是哪俩位忧国忧民的国公,竟然有这么大的手笔,在这灾年之中,还能挥手间捐出千余担粮!”
LiShimingrittedhisteethandasked.
李世民咬牙切齿的问道。
SideofFangxuanlingwithDuRuhuiinstantQiQitotheground!
一旁的房玄龄跟杜如晦瞬间齐齐跪倒在地!
InthefaceoffuriousLiShimin,whostilldaretostand?
面对暴怒的李世民,谁还敢站着?
ChengMoalsohastenedtofollowfangxuanlingDuRuhuikneelingtotheground!
程处默也赶紧心惊胆颤的跟着房玄龄杜如晦跪倒在地!
Don'tberidiculous!
笑话!
TheleftandrighttwophasesoftheTangDynastyarekneeling,andheisasmallservantfromthefourproductsofthehouseholdstandingwaitingfordeath?
这大唐的左右二相都跪了,自己一个小小的从四品户部侍郎站着等死?
【OMG!!】
【卧槽!!!】
IsthelittlemasterIsaidthewrongthing,thisLiErisnotsick,howtosayangeronanger!
【是小爷我说错话了吗,这李二是不是有病,怎么说怒就怒!】
Mader,reallyscaredtodeath,afterthisjob,thelittlemasterwilldefinitelyhidefaraway,anditisbestnottoenterthepalaceinthislife!
【玛德,真是吓死小爷了,办完这个差事,小爷绝对躲的远远的,最好这辈子都不进皇宫!】
ChengMo'svoiceagaininthemindofLiShimin,LiShiminjustnoticed,someofhismisbehavior.
程处默的心声再次在李世民脑海中出现,李世民才察觉到,自己有些失态了。
Hurriedtocoughtwosound,andthenlookedtothesideoftheFangxuanlingwithDuRuhui.
赶忙轻咳俩声,而后看向一旁的房玄龄跟杜如晦。
"Twoloveladies,pleaserise,Ihavejustlostmytemper!"
“俩位爱卿请起,朕刚才有些失态了!”
FangxuanlingDuasobscuretwopeoplelookateachother,andthenslowlyrise,andtheprocessofMoisstillafacemengforcedtokneelinplace.
房玄龄杜如晦俩人对视一眼,而后缓缓起身,而程处默则一脸懵逼的依旧跪在原地。
[Hey...]
【哎……】
"I'mstillkneeling,whydon'tyouletmegetuptoo!"
【小爷我还跪着呢,怎么不让小爷我也起来!】
LiErmouthtwitched,kneeling?
李二嘴角一阵抽搐,跪着?
Ican'twaitforyoutolieonyourstomach!
朕恨不得让你趴着!
"YourMajesty,thedragonbodyisimportant,don'tgetangry!"
“陛下,龙体要紧,切莫动怒呀!”
"Yes,YourMajesty,andthedoctorhassaidthatyoumustnotbeangrythesedays!"
“是呀陛下,太医也说了,您最近不可动怒!”
FangxuanLingDuasobscuretwopeople,singinharmonysaid.
房玄龄杜如晦俩人,一唱一和的说到。
LiShiminlightwavedhishand,andthenlookedagaintotheprocessofMo.
李世民淡淡的摆了摆手,而后再次看向了程处默。
'Sayit!
“说!”
"Whichtwosovereignlordswhoareworriedaboutthecountryandthepeoplehavewrittensuchabigpen!"
“是哪俩位忧国忧民的国公大人如此大的手笔呀!”
ChengMolistentoLiShimingnashingteethvoice,heartahair.
程处默听着李世民咬牙切齿的声音,心中一阵发毛。
Hedidn'tdareaskquestionsnow.
此刻他可不敢卖关子了。
'ReturntoYourMajesty!
“回陛下!”
"DukeofHuo,ChaiShao,donate1,000catchersofgrain!"
“霍国公柴绍,捐粮一千担!”
"PrimeMinisterelderSunWuji,donatetwothousandcangliofgrain!"
“丞相大人长孙无忌,捐粮俩千担!”
"AsforthetwentyloadsoffooddonatedbytheprincesofthekingdomonthedayofYourMajesty'ssacrifice,Ididnotcountthem!
“至于陛下祭祀那日一众国公们二十担一家的捐粮,臣未统计在内!
Sothetotalisthreethousandcattles!"
故而合计三千担!”
ChengMofinish,LiShiminfaceinstantwonderful.
程处默说完,李世民的脸色瞬间精彩至极。
Thesetwopeopleactuallyoneistheprimeministerofthecurrentdynasty,thatis,hisgreatunclebrotherZhangsunWuji!
这俩人竟然一个是当朝宰相,也就是自己的大舅哥长孙无忌!
Andmygoodbrother-in-lawChessao!
还有朕的好妹夫柴绍!
That'sgreat!
真是好呀!
Thesetwoarereallynice!
这俩人真是好的很呀!
LiShimin'seyesgraduallybecomeharsh!
李世民的目光逐渐变得狠厉!
Howdidhenotexpectthatthetwomosttrustedministersonweekdays,therewassomuchsurplusfoodathomewhenthecountrywasintrouble!
他怎么也没想到,平日里最信任的俩个权臣,国难之时家中竟然还有如此多的余粮!
Whatifotherprinceshadsomuchsurplus?
如果其他国公府也有如此多的余粮呢?
Therearethosewhoareheadedbythefivefamilynamessevenhopes!
还有那些以五姓七望为首的世家大族!
IsitreallyasthisChengplaceMosaid,thesefamiliesoffoodcansolvetheTangdisaster!
难道真如这程处默所说,这些世家之存粮便能解大唐灾情!
Ifso,wasitanaturalorman-madedisaster?
若真是这样,那此次究竟是天灾还是人祸?
ThesenoblesoftheTangDynasty!
这些大唐的勋贵们!
IsitthebackboneofDatang,orIDatangvampire!
又到底是大唐的栋梁,还是我大唐的吸血鬼!
Hey,anyway,howdidthisguymanagetogetthetwostateprincestodonatesomuchgrain?
咦,话说回来,这小子怎么做到让两位国公各捐了这么多担粮!
FromwhatIknowofthesetwopeople,theyarealwaysmorethantheother!
根据朕对这俩人的了解,平日里一个比一个抠!
Thinkofthis,LiShiminandinstantafaceofcuriositylookedtotheprocessofmo.
想到这,李世民又瞬间一脸好奇的看向了程处默。
"ChengChoumo,Iaskyou,howdidyougetthesetwopeopletodonatesomuchfood?"
“程处默,朕问你,你是怎么让这二人捐这么多粮的?”
LiShiminasked,FangxuanlingwithDuRuhuialsohavecuriouslooktothepro
cessofmo.
李世民问完,房玄龄跟杜如晦也纷纷好奇的看向了程处默。
'YourMajesty!
“陛下!”
"MyministeronlywenttotheHuoDuke'spalacefirst,andthenconveyedtotheHuoDukeyourMajesty'sintentiontoasktheministertocollectgrain!"
“臣只是先去了霍国公府,而后将陛下令臣筹粮的意图表达给了霍国公!”
"AtfirsttheDukeofHuoonlydonatedtwentycarloadsofgrain!"
“起初霍国公只捐二十担粮!”
"Butlater,whentheministeropenedthelistinfrontofhim,DukeHuosawthatthePrimeMinisterwasatthetopofthelist,andhewasinstantlyunhappy!"
“可是后来臣将这名册当着他的面打开,霍国公看到丞相大人排在榜首,便瞬间不高兴了!”
"ThenIconveyedyourMajesty'spolicytoDukeHuoagain,tellinghimthataftercollectingfood,YourMajestywillbuildamonumentofmeritintheworld,andthefurtheryourank,thegreateryournamewillbeonthemonument!"
“而后臣又将陛下的政策给霍国公传达了一遍,告诉这霍国公,筹粮完毕,陛下您会在天下建立功德碑,排名越往前,自己在石碑上的名字便越大!”
"Afterhearingthis,theDukeofNahuotoldhisministerthathewastheDukeofDatang,andnowDatangsufferedanaturaldisaster,hecouldnotsleepatnight,andhedirectlymentionedthenumberoffooddonationstoonethousandhundreds!"
“那霍国公听后,告诉臣,他身为大唐的国公,如今大唐遭遇天灾,他夜不能寐,就直接将捐粮数提到了一千担!”
ChengMohiddensomeoftheirownlittlethoughts,andthenoneinfivetoLiShiminabouttheprocess.
程处默隐藏了一些自己的小心思,而后一五一十的对着李世民讲述过程。
LiShiminheardthis,eyebrowssuddenlyapick.
李世民听到这,眉头顿时一挑。
Oomph!
哼!
Thisboy,he'sbad!
这臭小子,还挺坏!
Thisisacleartrap!
这是摆明了坑柴绍呀!
ChaiShaowithChangsunWujiisnotright,thisstinkyboywilldeliberatelyletChaiShaoseeChangsunWujiranking!
柴绍跟长孙无忌不合,这臭小子就故意让柴绍看到长孙无忌的排名!
AndthenhemusthaveexaggeratedandsaidtoChaiShaoaboutthismonument!
而后一定又夸大其词的跟柴绍说了这刻碑之事!
Hehe...
呵呵……
He'sworsethanahob!
这臭小子,比他爹程滚刀还坏呀!
LiErsuddenlylaughed,andthenmotionedtocontinue.
李二顿时笑了起来,而后示意程处默继续。
'YourMajesty!
“陛下!”
"Thentheministerwentontalking!"
“那臣就继续说了!”
"ThenIwenttothePrimeminister'spalace!"
“臣之后便又去了丞相府!”
"Becauseministerthought,primeministeristhefirstofallofficials,ministeroriginallyjustwantedtoconsulttheprimeminister,howtoraisefoodmoreefficiently!"
“因为臣想着,丞相乃百官之首,臣原本只是想去请教丞相大人,如何才能更高效的筹粮!”
"HowdidIknowthatmyministershowedthislisttothePrimeMinister,andthePrimeMinisterbecameangryonthespot!"
“哪知道臣将这名册给宰相大人一看,宰相大人当场便发怒!”
"ThenheaskedtheministerwhyDukeHuo'snamewasabovehis!"
“随后便质问臣,为何霍国公的名字排在他的名字之上!”
"Ministerwillbethereasonforallsaid!"
“臣便将原因一五一十的说了!”
"Aftertheministerfinishedspeaking,heaccidentallyslippedthetongueandtauntedthePrimeminister,whowassecondintheranking!"
“臣说完之后,不小心口误,奚落一下身为榜二的宰相大人!”
"Firsttheprimeministerwasfurious,rebukedtheminister,andthentoldtheministerthathewastheheadoftheofficials,andshouldsetanexampleforthem!"
“宰相大人先是大怒,斥责了臣,而后便告诉臣,他身为百官之首,当为百官做表率!”
"Thentheprimeministerdonatedtwothousandcattlesoffood!"
“而后宰相大人便捐粮俩千担!”
"YourMajesty,thisisthecase,thetwostateprincesarededicatedtothecountryandthepeople,aremyhumerusministersoftheTangDynasty!"
“陛下,事情就是这样,俩位国公一心为国为民,都是我大唐的肱骨之臣呀!”
ChengMoslowlyfinish,willbehispitgrandchildnotaboopast.
程处默缓缓说完,将自己坑长孙无忌之事掠过。
ButLiShiminafterlisteningtoit,heimaginedtheplotofthelongSunWujiattheprocessofMopit.
可是李世民听完后,自己便脑补了程处默坑长孙无忌的情节。
LiShiminsuddenlyhappy,helookedattheprocessofMowithinterest.
李世民顿时乐了,他饶有兴致的看着程处默。
Thislittleboy,atsuchayoungage,isplayingtwoofmyprincesaround!
这个臭小子,小小年纪,竟然就将朕的俩个国公耍的团团转!
Ha-ha!
哈哈!
Thisstomachofbadwateriswithhisfather'splanbitegold!
这一肚子坏水倒是随了他爹程咬金呀!
Usingthefeudbetweentwopeople,falsename,thenletthesetwopeopledonatethreethousandburdensoffood!
利用二人间的世仇,虚名,便让这二人捐粮三千担!
Thisboy,isagoodhandtoplaywiththeheart!
这小子,倒是个玩弄人心的好手呀!
Intime,whenIwillpolishitwell,Iwillsurelybecomemygoodhelper!
假以时日,待朕好好将其打磨打磨,定然能成为朕的好帮手呀!
LookingatLiShiminstaringathismoreandmorebrighteyes.
看着李世民盯着自己越来越亮的双眼。
ChengplaceMosuddenlyfeelhischrysanthemumacold.
程处默突然感觉自己菊花一阵恶寒。
【OMG!!】
【卧槽!!!】
ThisLiErwillnotreallyhaveLongyanggood!
【这李二不会真的有龙阳之好吧!】
No,Ihavetofindanexcusetorunaway!
【不行,自己得赶紧找个借口溜之大吉!】
ChengMo'svoiceagainappearedinthemindofLiShimin,LiShiminsuddenlyfaceblackdown.
程处默的心声再次出现在了李世民的脑海之中,李世民顿时脸色黑了下来。
Tie!!
呔!!!
Thislittlesonofabitch!
这个小王八蛋!
AndsayIhavethebestofLongyang!
竟然又说朕有龙阳之好!
I'lltakecareofyou!
看朕不好好收拾收拾你!
Whiffof
嘶……
Justlookingforanexcusetotakecareofthiskid?
只是找什么借口收拾这臭小子呢?
Theboyraised3,000catchersofgraininoneday!
这小子一日内便筹粮三千担!
Itisalsomadeagreatcontribution,inthefaceofFangxuanlingwithDuRuhui,hedealtwiththeherowithoutreason,howshouldtheyseeme?
倒是也立了大功,这当着房玄龄跟杜如晦的面,自己无故处置功臣,他们二人该怎么看朕?
Whiffof
嘶……
Bytheway,hecanwritepoetry!
对了,他不是能作诗吗!
Iwilltesthimthis,Idonotbelievethatthisboycanreallyintenminutes,threeconsecutivemasterpiece!!!
朕就考他这个,朕绝不信这小子真能十分钟内,连成三首传世佳作!!!
Quietnightthought,seeLushanwaterfall,willenterthewine!
静夜思,看庐山瀑布,将进酒!
Eachpoemcanbecalledamasterpiece!
每一首诗都堪称传世佳作!
Theboymusthavecopiedoneofourfamousworks!
这小子定然是抄袭了某位大家的名作!
I'lluseittospitetheboy!
朕就拿这个来刁难这小子!
Well,I'mgoingtowhipthisboyafewtimestoday!
哼哼,今天朕一定抽这臭小子几鞭子不可!
"ChengChu-mo!
“程处默!
Ihaveonemorequestionforyou!"
朕还有一事要问你!”
LiShiminfinished,eyessuddenlynarrowed.
李世民说完,双眼顿时眯起。
【I***k!!】
【我擦!!!】
[ThisLiErwhyaskitendless!]
【这李二怎么问起来没完没了呢!】
【Isnotsick!】
【是不是有病!】
"LittlemasterImadesuchagreatcontribution,youwouldliketorewardlittleMastersomegoldandsilvertreasuresfirst!"
【小爷我立了这么大的功,你倒是先赏小爷点金银财宝呀!】
HearChengMo'svoice,LiErsuddenlyaspasmofmouth.
听到程处默的心声,李二顿时嘴角一阵抽搐。
Thislittleboy...
这臭小子……
Andarichman!
还是个财迷!
"YourMajesty,IwilltellyoueverythingIknow!"
“陛下请问,臣定知无不言!”
ChengMorespectfulfinish,LiShiminfromhiswaistoffapieceofjade.
程处默恭敬的说完,李世民从自己腰间摘下一块玉佩。
Thenholdingthejadeinthehandtoplay,lookingatthechengMolaughed.
而后拿着玉佩在手中把玩,看着程处默笑了起来。
"Hehe..."
“呵呵……”
"Iaskyou,quietnightthinking,lookingattheLushanwaterfall,willenterthewinethesethreeexcellentworksarereallyyouintenminutes?"
“朕问你,静夜思,望庐山瀑布,将进酒这三首佳作真是你十分钟内连作而出?”
LiShimindiscourselanding,chengMoinstantlongbreath.
李世民话语落地,程处默瞬间长长出了一口气。
FangxuanlingwithDuRuhuialsolookcurioustotheprocessofmo.
房玄龄跟杜如晦也均神色好奇的看向了程处默。
【Whew...!】
【呼……!】
"Scaredtodeath!Whatdidyouthinkyouweregoingtoask?Itturnedouttobesuchastupidthing!"
【吓死小爷了!小爷还以为你要问啥!原来是这么个破事!】
"Isn'titthreepoems,thesmallmasterjustwantstokeepalowprofile,ortenminutesthesmallmasterImakehimtencapitalnoproblem!"
【不就是三首诗吗,小爷就是想低调,要不十分钟小爷我连作他十首都没问题!】
LitwoheardchengMo,suddenlyfrownapick.
李二听闻程处默心声,顿时眉头一挑。
Isthisguyserious?
这小子是认真的吗?
Tensongsintenminutes!
十分钟作十首!
"Aboringworkindeed,YourMajesty,butnotagoodone!"
“陛下,确实是臣无聊之作,倒是谈不上佳作!”
"ToYourMajesty'sdelight!"
“让陛下见笑了!”
ChengMoafaceofhumilitytosaythat,LiShiminfangxuanlingDuasobscurethreepeoplelookateachother,havelenginplace.
程处默一脸谦卑的说完,李世民房玄龄杜如晦三人对视一眼,纷纷愣在原地。
Befreeof
无……
Aboringpiece?
无聊之作?
Areyoulaughing?
见笑了?
'YourMajesty!
“陛下!”
"Ithink,thisChengplaceMothesepoemsmusthaveplagiarized!"
“臣以为,这程处默这几首诗定然抄袭而来!”
"Ialsohavealotofresearchonpoetry,thesethreepoems,especiallythe"Willenterthewine"canbecalledGod'swork!"
“臣对诗词一道也颇有研究,这三首诗,尤其是那《将进酒》简直可称之为神作!”
"Itcandefinitelybesaidthattheancientscannotbeseenbeforeandthecomerscannotbeseenafter!"
“绝对可以说是前不见古人后不见来者!”
"ChengChu-mo!
“程处默!
Tellme,whichofthesethreepoemsdidyoucopy?"
快说,这三首诗,你究竟抄袭哪位大家之作!”
Fangxuanlingsuddenlystepout,directedattheprocessofmoquestioned.
房玄龄顿时一步踏出,冲着程处默质问道。
'Yes!
“不错!”
"Idon'tbelieveiteither!"
“臣也不相信!”
"Howcanthesethreewonderfulpoemsbewrittenintenminutes?"
“这三首绝妙诗作怎么可能在十分钟内作出!”
"Besides,IhaveheardthatnogentlemanhasdaredtoteachinthehouseoftheDukeofLufortenyears!"
“况且臣听闻,卢国公府内已经十年无先生敢上门任教了!”
"IsitimpossiblethatChengChuMoisuneducated?"
“难不成程处默是无师自通?”
"Therefore,IalsobelievethatthesethreeexcellentworksmustbecopiedfromChengChuMo!"
“故而臣也认为,这三首佳作,定然是程处默抄袭而来!”
DuRuhuialsosaidslowly.
杜如晦也慢悠悠的说道。
Listentothewordsoftwopeople,ChengplaceMosuddenlysmiled.
听着俩人的话,程处默突然笑了。
Twooldmen,fulloffood?
【俩个老匹夫,吃饱了撑的?】
Ifyoudon'tbelieveit,doyouneedtoletyoubelieveit?
【你们不信就不信呗,小爷用得着让你们信?】
"LittleGrandpadidnotoffendyou,socan'twaittojumpoutandbitelittlegrandpa?"
【小爷也没得罪你们呀,这么迫不及待跳出来咬小爷?】
HearChengMo'svoice,LiShimininstantlysmiled.
听到程处默的心声,李世民瞬间笑了。
Hehe...
呵呵……
Anoldman?
老匹夫?
Thisboydarestosayanything,thisisthetwosidesoftheTangdynasty!
这小子倒是什么都敢说,这可是大唐的左右二相!
That'sright,thislittlesonofabitchdarestoscoldmeinhisheart,whatelsedoeshedarenotsay.
也对,这小王八蛋在心里连朕都敢骂,他还有什么不敢说的。
Thinkofthis,LiShiminsuddenlyrelieved.
想到这,李世民顿时释然。
'YourMajesty!
“陛下!”
"Thesethreepoemswereindeedwrittenbyaminister!"
“这三首诗的确是臣所作!”
"Astowhetheryourlordsbelieveitornot,thatisnotformyministertocontrol!"
“至于二位大人信不信,那就不是臣可以左右的了!”
"Besides,Idon'tbothertoproveanythingtoyourlordship!"
“况且臣也懒得跟二位大人证明些什么!”
ChengMofinish,fangxuanlingDuobscuretwoinstantrage!
程处默说完,房玄龄杜如晦二人瞬间大怒!
LiShiminsawintheeyes,beforethetwopeopleangry,thefirsttosay:
李世民看在眼里,在二人发怒之前,抢先说道:
"ChengChu-Mo!"
“程处默!”
"It'snotthatIandmytwoloveladieslookdownonyou,butthesethreegreatworksarereallyshocking!"
“不是朕跟俩位爱卿看低你,而是这三首佳作属实让人震惊!”
"Nomatterwhichoneofthesethreemasterpiecesis,theaccomplishmentsofcountlesspeopleintheirlivescannotbematched!"
“这三首佳作,无论哪一首,无数大家一生之造诣也无法企及呀!”
"Well,letmegiveyouatest!"
“这样吧,朕来考一考你!”
"I'llgiveyoutenmoreminutes,andifyoucandothreemoresongslikethat,I'lltrustyou!"
“朕再给你十分钟,若是你还能做出三首如此佳作,那么朕便信你!”
"Andthispieceofyellowdragonandjadeinmyhand,alsorewardwithyou!"
“而且朕手里这块黄龙玉佩,也一并赏赐与你!”
"Donotunderestimatethisjadepiece,thisjadepieceisnotonlyvaluable,withhimyoucanalsoenterthepalaceatwill!"
“莫要小瞧了这玉佩,这玉佩不仅价值连城,凭借他你还可随意出入皇宫之内!”
"Yourfatherhasbeenthinkingaboutmeformorethantenyears!"
“你爹惦记了朕这块玉佩十几年了!”
LiShiminfinish,chengMosuddenlylookedatthejadeinhishandseyesshining.
李世民说完,程处默顿时看着他手中的玉佩双眼放光。
【OMG!!】
【卧槽!!!】
[Worthafortune?It'safortune!]
【价值连城?这下发财了!】
[Getthisjade,andthensellit,littleGrandpainthislifeisnotworriedabouteatinganddrinking?]
【把这玉佩弄到手,然后卖了,小爷这辈子还不吃喝不愁?】
HearchengMo'svoice,LiShiminmouthagainaconvulsion.
听到程处默的心声,李世民的嘴角再次一阵抽搐。
Sell??
卖???
ThisboywantstosellwhatIgavehim!
这小子竟然还想卖朕赏赐的东西!
Boy,howdareyou!
臭小子,还真是胆大包天呀!
"Hum!
“哼!”
"Theoldmanalsohasagoldenhairpinhere!"
“老夫这里也有一顶金簪!”
"Ifyoucanreallycomeupwiththreegreatsongsintenminutes,theoldhusbandwilltakeawaythisgoldenpin!"
“若是你真能十分钟内连出三首佳作,老夫这金簪一并拿走!”
FangXuanlingalsotookoutagoldhairpinfromherarms!
房玄龄也从怀里取出了一顶金簪!
ThenDuRuhuialsoslowlyopenedhismouth,"Boy!"
而后杜如晦也缓缓开口了,“小子!”
"MyoldhusbandhasacourtyardinChanganEast,whichisalsoworthalotofmoney!"
“老夫在长安东有一处院落,也价值不菲!”
"Ifyouarereallycapable,theoldhusband'scourtyardwillalsobegiventoyou!"
“若是你真有本事,老夫那院落也一并送你!”
"Butifyouarenotabletodoso,orifyoudarenotgiveintoyourMajesty'sconsiderations,youwillsufferagreatdeal!"
“可若是你没这本事,或者根本不敢答应陛下的考量,那么你便少不了吃些苦头!”
DuRuhuifinish,Fangxuanlingalsonodded,andthenlookedtoLiShimin.
杜如晦说完,房玄龄也点了点头,而后看向李世民。
"YourMajesty,DuXiangisright,ifthisboycan'tdothreegoodworksintenminutes,orifhedoesn'tdareacceptYourMajesty'sconsideration,thenpleaseYourMajestyseverelypunishthisboy!"
“陛下,杜相说的不错,若是这小子十分钟内做不出三首佳作,或者根本不敢接受陛下的考量,那请陛下重重的责罚这臭小子!”
HearFangxuanlingDuobscurewords,LiShiminnodded.
听到房玄龄杜如晦的话,李世民点了点头。
'Yes!
“不错!”
"Twoladiesofloveareright!"
“俩位爱卿言之有理!”
"ChengChu-mo,ifyoucan'tproducethreegreatsongsintenminutes,oryoudon'tdareacceptmyconsiderationatall!"
“程处默,你若是十分钟之内不能连出三首佳作,或者根本不敢接受朕的考量!”
"ThenIwillpunishyouheavily!"
“那朕可要重重治你的罪了!”
"Thatwon'ttakenoforananswer!
“这可容不得你不答应!”
LiShiminfinish,ChengMo'seyeshavebeenbrighttotheextreme.
李世民说完,程处默的双眼已经亮到了极致。
【Refuse?】
【不答应?】
Itwouldbeafoolnottoagree!
【傻子才不答应呀!】
"LittleGrandpaisafraidyouwillregret!"
【小爷倒是怕你们反悔!】
"God,thisoldDugenerousah,onthemansion!"
【卧槽,这老杜出手大方呀,上来就送豪宅!】
[Thegoldclaspisalsogood,andLiErthatyellowdragonjadePei!]
【那金簪子也不错,还有李二那黄龙玉佩!】
[Richrich,todayisreallyaluckydog!]
【发财了发财了,今天真是走狗屎运了!】
【Hahahahahahahaha!】
【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!】
LiEr'smouthkepttwitching.
李二嘴角不停的抽搐。
Thiskid...
这小子……
Soexcitedtobedead!
死到临头了竟然这么兴奋!
Whiffof
嘶……
Canthisguyreallyknockoutthreehitsin10minutes?
难道这小子真的能十分钟连出三首佳作不成?
'YourMajesty!
“陛下!”
"Twolords!
“俩位大人!”
"Awordandamouthofagentlemancannotbereturned!"
“君子一言驷马难追!”
"Thatministerwillmakeafoolofhimself!"
“那臣可就献丑了!”
'Now,YourMajesty,youmaykeeptime!
“陛下,现在您可以记时了!”
ChengMofinish,immediatelylookedupattheday,forcedlatticeinstantout.
程处默说完,顿时抬头望天,逼格瞬间出来了。
"Ahem..."
“咳咳……”
"Betweenthewhiteemperor,athousandliJianglingdayalso."
“朝辞白帝彩云间,千里江陵一日还。”
"Theapesonthetwobankscannotstopcrying,andtheboathaspassedthousandsofmountains."
“俩岸猿声啼不住,轻舟已过万重山。”
"ThispoemministernamedhimearlyWhiteEmperorCity!"
“此诗臣为他取名早发白帝城!”
Inaninstant,ChengMowillcomposeapoem!
顷刻间,程处默便吟出一诗!
ThispoemisstillunbornLiBai'smasterpiece!
这首诗还是未出世李白的佳作!
'Allright!
“好呀!”
"Goodpoem!
“好诗!”
"Oneapeonbothbankscan'tstopcrying,andtheboathasalreadycrossedthousandsofmountains."
“好一个俩岸猿声啼不住,轻舟已过万重山。”
FangXuanlingsuddenlyclappedandapplauded!
房玄龄顿时拍手叫好!
LiShiminwithDusuchasobscurefaceshockcolor!
李世民跟杜如晦均一脸震之色!
LiShiminholdinghandsintheyellowdragonjade,hefeltthisjadeasifawayfromtheirownmoreandmoredistant!
李世民握着手中的黄龙玉佩,他感觉这玉佩仿佛离着自己越来越远了!
"Hiss..."
“嘶……”
"ThisearlyWhiteEmperorCity!"
“这首早发白帝城!”
"Notlessthanthatsilentnightthought,andevenaboveit!"
“倒也不输于那静夜思,甚至还在其之上呀!”
"Goodpoetryindeed!
“的确好诗!
Goon,boy,therearetwomoretogo!"
继续吧小子,还有俩首呢!”
LiShiminfinish,chengMosuddenlysmiled.
李世民说完,程处默顿时笑了。
"IthankYourMajestyforyourpraise!"
“臣谢陛下夸奖!”
"Thisnextpoem,Iwillgivetotwoadults!"
“这下一首诗,臣就送给俩位大人吧!”
ChengMofinish,FangxuanlingwithDuRuhuiarealeng.
程处默说完,房玄龄跟杜如晦均是一愣。
LiShiminalsolookedwithinteresttotheprocessofmo.
李世民也饶有兴致的看向了程处默。
Atlast!
终于!
Chengplacemoopenagain.
程处默再度开口。
"IwasjustabouttodosomethingwhenIsuddenlyheardthesoundofindignationinthetemple."
“处默拂袖刚欲行,忽闻殿内愤疑声。”
"LongdianFuzetenmillionfeet,lessthanroomDusentmelove."
“龙殿福泽千万尺,不及房杜送我情。”
"ThispoemministerwillcallittogiveroomDu!"
“此诗臣就叫它赠房杜吧!”
ChengplaceMoadaptedagiftLiBaiWangLun,heisusingthispoemtothankFangXuanlingDusuchasobscuregiftofgoldgiftroom!
程处默改编了李白的一首赠汪伦,他在用这首诗来感谢房玄龄杜如晦的赠金赠房之情呀!
Hall,FangxuanlingDuasdarkfacegloomyextremely.
大殿内,房玄龄杜如晦脸色阴沉至极。
Onthedragonchair,LiShimin"poof"alaughout!
龙椅之上,李世民“噗呲”一声便笑了出来!
"Hahahaha!
“哈哈哈哈哈!”
"Goodboy!
“好小子!”
"Thispoemisverygood,anditmaybeagoodstoryinthefuture!"
“此诗倒也妙,今后说不定倒也是一段佳话呀!”
"Yes!
“好!
Let'sjustsayit'sagoodsong!"
朕姑且也算这是一首佳作吧!”
HearLiShiminthis,FangxuanlingDusuchasobscuretwopeopleatthesametimerunningovertenthousandgrassmudhorses!
听到李世民这话,房玄龄杜如晦俩人心中同时奔过一万头草泥马!
Isthisagoodstory?
这是佳话吗?
Thisisclearlyajoke!
这尼玛分明就是笑话呀!
"Hehe..."
“呵呵……”
"IthankYourMajestyforyourpraise!"
“臣谢陛下夸奖!”
"Herecomesthethirdpoem!"
“臣这第三首诗,来了!”
"Ahem..."
“咳咳……”
"Whohomejadeflutedarkflyingsound,scatteredintothespringfullChang'an."
“谁家玉笛暗飞声,散入春风满长安。”
"Hearingthebrokenwillowinthisnocturnes,noonecannotaffordtoreturnhome."
“此夜曲中闻折柳,何人不起故园情。”
"ThispoemministercalleditaspringnightChang'anflute!"
“此诗臣叫它春夜长安闻笛!”
ChengplaceMosaid,slowlytookabreath.
程处默说完,缓缓长出了一口气。
AndFangxuanlingDuasobscuretwopeoplelookateachother,twopeoplethoroughlytaken.
而房玄龄杜如晦二人对视一眼,俩人彻底服了。
Thentheyclappedtheirhandstogether.
而后俩人直接拍起了手掌。
"Theoldmanisconvinced!"
“老夫服了!”
"Itisagoodnighttohearthebrokenwillow,whocannotaffordtoreturnhome."
“好一个此夜曲中闻折柳,何人不起故园情。”
'Brilliant!
“厉害!”
"ThatcourtyardintheeastofChang'an,youcancometotheoldhusband'shouseatanytimetogetthedeed!"
“长安东的那处庭院,你可随时来老夫府中去拿地契!”
Fangxuanlingfinish,DuRuhuiwillalsothrowthehandsofgoldhairpintotheprocessofmo.
房玄龄说完,杜如晦也将手中金簪抛向了程处默。
"Boy!
“小子!”
'Putthisaway!
“将此物收好了!”
"Thisisagiftfromtheoldman!"
“此物乃是老夫赠故人之物!”
ChengMotookagoldpin,immediatelyheadmelonseedpointflyingup.
程处默一把接过金簪,顿时将脑袋瓜子点的飞起。
Andthenagoldhairpinincomearms,thenChengplaceMoeyesshiningtolookatLiShimin!
而后一把将金簪收入怀中,随后程处默便双眼放光的看向了李世民!
ChengMoeyesstaringatLiShiminhandsoftheyellowdragonYupeilight.
程处默双眼盯着李世民手中的黄龙玉佩发光。
LiShiminimmediatelysmiled,thehandsoftheyellowdragonjadetothetableaclap.
李世民当即就笑了,将手中的黄龙玉佩往桌子上一拍。
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